I'm the 12th Doctor, stuck here for the rest of eternity. I've had many Companions, but in the end, they all go away.
Serious though: the name is Melissa, but I prefer Mel or Missy. 23. Canadian, from the province of Ontario. When I'm not connected to wi-fi, my phone likes to think we're in Quebec. Read. Write. Obsess over shows and music.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
brother nature back at it again
|he/him pronouns|
Afropunk’s Afro of the Day
Speaking about blackout…
The amount of beauty in the image is giving me heart palpitations.
When ur lipstick matches ur soul :)))
riikoboomboomkiddies submitted:
here take my fav selfiei took many pics today and this was the best oneomG CUTE AS A LITERAL DAISY
My girlfriend doesn’t have a Tumblr so I’m posting her on mine for the #Blackout because she’s very gorgeous. 😍 IG: @almightycleopatra
the members of an orchestra
violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
flutes: we're so lonely
piccolo: lol fk your ears
french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets: wats 'p'
trombones: wats quiet
cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet: *squeaks*
timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet: lol where am i
tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets: trumpet wannabe
cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
xylophones: am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
When I have a crush on someone I can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if I’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention I’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not
Whoever wrote this has mastered the sass I wish to create myself. I applaud you.
Boom
white people literally caused the worst epidemic in human history because they didn’t bathe enough and then have the audacity to say Muslims are dirty while Islam has required its believers to wash themselves five times a day for 1400 YEARS
Personal Blog For Lovers Only <3
I’ve watched this at least 200 times
oh my fucking god i need this in my life
2/8/15 - Anna Kendrick at The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards in LA.
